Orders received before 4 PM Eastern, Monday through Friday, will be processed the next business day and shipped within the time frame of the selected delivery method. Orders received on a Saturday, Sunday, or holiday, will also be processed on the next business day. All orders are shipped via USPS unless expedited shipping is requested.

Standard Delivery: (5-8 Business Days)
• Standard Delivery is provided via USPS. Delivery can be expected within 5-8 business days from the ship date based on the distance of the destination.
• We currently do not offer Standard Delivery to Alaska and Hawaii.
• Delivery to some remote addresses may require up to 2 additional days.
• Contact us at with questions.

It is very unlikely that you will receive a partial shipment from The Hairy Bastard, but if you do, it is because we are momentarily out of stock on an item. If that occurs, it is possible your shipment was split that the missing items will be shipped when they become available. Please contact us at to report an incomplete shipment, and we will check the status of your missing items. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.

Please contact us at and we will initiate a thorough search of your shipment with our transit partner.

If your order was damaged in-transit, please contact us at to report a damaged shipment. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.


This Privacy Policy applies to the main site We are committed to protecting your privacy and using any personal information you provide responsibly. We believe it is important for you to understand what information we collect from you, how it is used and who will have access to that information.
We may change or supplement this Privacy Policy from time to time and we will post revised versions of this Policy on the site. Privacy Policy changes will apply to the information collected from the date we post the revised Privacy Policy to the site, as well as to existing information held by us. All questions and concerns about your privacy can be sent to

The information we receive depends on what you do when you visit We do not collect or retain any personal information unless you choose to provide it to us. When you visit our site, The Hairy Bastard, Inc. may collect and store non-personally identifiable information such as:
• the name of the domain form which you access the Internet,
• the date and time you access our site,
• and the Internet address of the website from which you linked to our site.
We use this information to track the number of visitors to the different pages of our site as well as make our site more convenient to users.
If you contact us to place an order or build an account, we collect the information you provide, which may include name, email address, postal address and telephone number. When you make a purchase from The Hairy Bastard, your credit card information is collected and stored only for the duration of the sale. In addition, when you make a purchase from The Hairy Bastard, your billing and shipping information may be used to provide you with additional product information and offers unless you request not to receive such information.

We may disclose your personal information for the following purposes:
1. To organizations that perform services for us or on our behalf, including, without limitation, to provide customer service; process credit cards; conduct research, marketing or data processing; or to provide marketing or promotional services on our behalf, to the extent that information is necessary to provide services to us;
2. To protect the site and our rights; to protect ourselves against liability or prevent fraudulent activity; or where it is necessary to permit us to pursue available remedies or limit any damages that we may sustain;
3. In the event of or in connection with the sale, merger, spin-off or other corporate reorganization of our corporation, where the information is provided to the new controlling entity in regular course of business;
4. If required to comply with a subpoena or warrant issued or an order made by a court, person or body with jurisdiction to compel the production of information, or to comply with the rules or court relating to the production of records; and
5. If we believe in good faith that a law, regulation, rule or guideline requires it.

To prevent unauthorized use, maintain data accuracy and ensure the appropriate use of information, The Hairy Bastard has put in place appropriate physical, electronic and administrative procedures to safeguard and secure information collected online.

The site is encrypted with SSL (Secure Sockets Layer) technology, which establishes an encrypted link between a web server and a browser. This link ensures that all data passed between the web server and browsers remain private and integral. is maintained with SHA-2 and 2048-bit encryption to protect sensitive data. It’s the strongest encryption on the market today and it is virtually uncrackable.

Placing Orders

You can place an order at You will receive an email confirming your order that includes your order number. We accept Visa, Master Card, American Express, Discover and you may pay through PayPal

We accept Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Discover, and you may pay through PayPal.

This information is used to respond to your requests and/or contact you, if necessary, about your order.

For any technical difficulties you are experiencing with our website, please contact us at

If you have correctly entered all your information and are unable to complete the checkout process, we may need further information. Please contact us at, to verify your information so that we can process your order.

All returns and exchanges must be pre-authorized to receive credit. Contact us at to request a credit.

• If you received a damaged or defective item from us, or the wrong item was shipped to you, you will not be responsible for return shipping charges you will receive a full refund for the item, as described in our Refund Procedures.

• To obtain a refund, the item must be returned to us, unopened (unless the item was received by you in a defective or damaged condition) and in its original packaging, within 30 days of the date upon which we provided the item to the carrier for shipment to you. We cannot accept items back that have been opened or used unless the item was received by you in a damaged or defective condition.

• Damaged or defective items returned without their original packaging will not receive a refund.

• Your refund will be in the form of payment used for the purchase.

• The amount refunded will be the purchase price paid by you for the returned item (which reflects the amount of any discounts, promotions or coupons that you received), including sales tax charged with respect to the item.

• Credits will be issued after we receive, inspect and process your return. Please allow time for the returned item to be delivered to us, for us to inspect and process the return, and for the credit card issuer to credit your account. Your credit card company determines when the credit will be reflected in your statement. It may take one full billing cycle for the credit to appear on your account.

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